If you have a really close buddy and you want to display your friendship toward him, just take him out to dinner or by him a football...
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But whatever you do...Don't get his face tattooed on your butt cheek!
![Butt Cheek Buddy Butt Cheek Buddy](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbSG9IXjPtvUc_5b944Bu0-MO6FwUUnwdrlT_GXzC13quIbQJ5Kg1hwvIMla6dn597FeyiIZIOQW5QvsQTd9uySYVUxYwpj9ct-tF3iYFhv1SLdDa5eTRoQSdanjmDkocM_-IObAv6FtyA/s400/tatoo.jpg)
How will he ever explain this to his future wife and kids...Awkward!